In the name of boredom!!

Just check this picture out... I have no comment...




















































Oh yea, that my cousin over there! Cute right.. hehe... Ok, that's besides the point.. My face like Saddam and Albert at the same pose? What the? Looking at both their faces.. I dun see much similarities.. But after looking and looking and looking.. Hmm, maybe its the NOSE. Kenot be la - Siao meh, just cause of the NOSE, they compare my good looks with them... SWT
Anyway, this just goes to show.. you cant depend on Myheritage.com for your real ancestors. Just a good laugh at times... :P

When the smoke clears...

Today was Phy prac! and SAM Charity Drive as well - the best news.. I didnt spent a cent this year, unlike last year - went broke on the charity drive last year. So this year looks like a good year... hehe, since I saved money from the SAM thing.. ^^

At the table in AsiaCafe... the convo went something like this...
Nura - I got rejected from Yale. *sobs*
Eeloas - Is that the only thing you got rejected from?
Me - Dun forget all the other Indian girls as well...
Nura - *didnt hear* huh?
Me and Eeloas - Hahaha hahaha

Lol, oh look what do we have here... someone craving for.. MILK?

Erm, Dun look so sad la... I think you left it at AsiaCafe, but you're sooo careless.. aih...

Presenting Nekiaw's Nipple tip bottle a.k.a Baby's bottle.. look at the tip of the bottle, can you imagine a 19 year old using that? hmmm.... Anyway, he's found his lost milk bottle.. now he drinks happily while an onlooker stares in envy...

Ah well, at least we have a happy ending.. but wait, what's this? Nura doesn't finish his food!! This is too much.. think of all the starving kids in the 3rd world country.. pity them.. so why did you waste this???

Just admit it, it looks marvelous.. doesnt it? Hehe, a work of art actually. Lettuce covered in Vietnamese Chillies.. MMmmm... smells absolutely great too...

Last but not least.. its been so long since I've had a game in this blog... and so, here it is. The long awaited game in this blog. Have fun ladies and gentlemen... while you SPOT THE DIFFERENCE!! Enjoy!!

Just wondering...

Feedbacks will be welcomed...

Editted - 9/4/06

Thx to all who voted.. :P

The Inside Man...

The Inside Man! watched it today... but here's the drama before the movie. We were in McD's and we needed a plan to get to Sunway Pyramid without the knowledge of the Frog.
Mission Impossible : Get J**nn* to designated location without the Frog trailing behind!!

The plan was to split up to different routes and end up meeting in Sunway Pyramid...

The enemy -
Q - What does a gay frog say to another gay frog?
A - Rub it, Rub it





During execution of our mission - J* said that we should feel guilty. I had a heart of stone, so it didnt matter... then, a sudden image came banging into my head like a huge gong...


Yea ryte la, just for the cake konon...
















Anyway, the Frog hitched a ride in WK's car to Sunway Pyramid because we 'felt' a little guilty. Haih, Mission Failed.

Later that day, we were going to watch 'Inside Man'. WK and ZH ended up ditching us a game of basketball!! Imagine that, dumping us aside for what? This???

I mean, come on la.. a ball? over us - people who have been with you thick and thin for over a year!! The question is clear...
The ball? the ball, this is too much.. and thus your level has been demoted!! no more are u equal with us.. muahahahahahaahahahhahaha
Hmmm, this doesnt look right either... there's something wrong with this... A change is needed.

There! much much better... You guys will stay there for a while I guess... Anyway, later before the movie, C2 and Hafriz tried to pull a prank on me... didn't work guys! you forgot one thing, I'm Shaun. Try fooling someone else, you cant fool. Cause Im Shaun and THAT's the bottom line. Oh yea!

PS - I was sleeping halfway through Inside Man.. hehe

Local songs..

Oh , Operator the line is dead... Jason Lo has produced a pretty good hit there. Anyway, here's the lyrics to a new song, a different version of Uptown girl... locally made as well (preferred to be sung by a prawn to a frog) :

Uptown Frog

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Uptown frog,

She's been living under a big damp log,

I bet she never had a hamsup prawn,

I bet she wanted me for so darn long.

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I'm gonna try for an uptown frog,

She's got perfume that smells like a hog,

That smell could terminate any man,

And now she's looking for a perverted prawn,

That what I am.

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And when she know that

she's covered in slime,

And when she sees me

and makes up her mind.

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She'll see I have no bones,

just because

I'm in love with the uptown frog,

You know she drolls like a very old dog,

Her smell gets stronger everyday,

And everyone just wants to run away,

Except for me.

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ooohh (14 times)

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Uptown frog, She's my uptown frog!!!

You know I'm in love with an uptown frog!!

My uptown frog!!

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*END*

Just 4 shaun...

Today Zhao asked me a question..

Zhao - Is it worth it?
Me - What is worth it?
Zhao - Is it worth it?
Me - Well, my wrist band is worth it...
Zhao - *silent* Is it worth it?
Me - *silent* Yea, its worth it...

I find it to be worth it? But what is 'it'? It's too subjective, that's what it is. Not specific at all, it doesnt highlite the issue it is refering about, so how can I say that it is worth it? Don't get me wrong, but this isnt a complain. It is merely a description of 'it'. 'It' is different in everyone's head, perhaps all the works that has been done, the commitments or even a person. Is it all worth it? A lot of people would say "yes, it is worth it."But are they lying to themselves? Just to give an impression to others and assurance to themselves that they are satisfied with their life? This is just a thought like the one I had yesterday.

Firstly I would thank Arun, Ashok and Deena for opening up a topic about religion. It is understandably one of the most controversial topics to discuss on. Though having a sore throat, I enjoyed the discussion. Leaving out the issues of personal faith, the group talk went on for quite a while. One thing I found out is that it is quite hard to analyse everything with logic. Some things are just meant to be left illogical, though it sounds quite odd. Can we view religion or let me be more specific, in this case faith or the choice to believe in God, from a science point of view? To discover the reasoning in believing in God, to find logic in the choice of doing so... though many argue that science and religion do not mix, one fact still stands. Scientific research have proven some events recorded in religious scriptures are true. Vice versa, religious scriptures have assisted scientists in their researches. Harmony between the both, it seems...

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
Albert Einstein, "Science, Philosophy and Religion: a Symposium", 1941US (German-born) physicist (1879 - 1955)

Everyone ought to worship God according to his own inclinations, and not to be constrained by force.
Flavius Josephus, LifeJewish-Roman historian & turncoat (37 AD - 100 AD)

Words from myself - "2 sides to a story, know both and the truth is still hidden..."
Religion is right there in public, for everyone's viewing and yet - there are so many disputes over it. So many interpretations, so many views, so many voices - where is the truth among all of them? Conflicts of ideas led to wars, religious wars that took innocent lives. Is your life worth dying for something you believe in but don't entirely know about?
Something right in front of us can still be so hidden.

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
Oscar WildeIrish dramatist, novelist, & poet (1854 - 1900)

After spending time and thought into this post, can I ask you a question now? Just a simple one...
"Is it worth it?"

Italians

I am reminded of the article published in The Star on the 20th of March.
Sex in the fast lane
Apparently the police caught a car speeding. Further inspection showed a man was having sexual intercourse with a 70 YEAR OLD WOMAN!! Now that was just sick. Take note that these were Italians. But what man in a right mind would want to have sex with a 70 year old woman? I mean she is OLD, ancient, a living artifact. You dont go vigorous on an artifact!! Man...

If she has osteoporosis?
Old woman - Sorry boy, cant do all those position. Backache problems... So I on top of you betta, plus then you get a better sight of my body. (Ugh.. *shivers*)

If she has a weak heart?
Old woman - Err, boy... I cant reach orgasm. You know about my condition right? I might die if I reach climax, so just a few thrust will do - then you can COME by yourself.

If she has a low metabolism?
30 seconds into sex... Old woman - ZZZZzzzzz *snores snores* *drools drools*

If she has dentures?
20 seconds into sex... Old woman - ahhh...... yea.... ahhh.... oohhh.... *chokes on dentures...* *cough cough* *chokes some more*

There is absolutely NO reason to do it la!!! wahhhh....

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Italianos

"This right here. This is What the F*ck in Italian." - Russell Peters

Change...

I've been known to many people as being someone who is sarcastic. I can't help it. Remarks and taunts come up as fast and numerous as ever. I've been trying to control them for the past few years now. It's time to come open about it, to come up and say that I need to be more optimistic. Try my best to look at the brighter side of things/people. So here, right now - I apologise to all those that I have offended with my witty remarks. I will now state the few corrections I will try to apply into my daily conversations.

Number 1
If a friend makes a really LAME, and I mean LAME joke or statement, I will not say 'HWAAAAA', shake my wrist or mention the name Huo Yuan Jia. I also will not say 'DAME, OHHH' and will try to stop myself from laughing. I will tell him that he is too free, yup - just too darn free.

Number 2
If a friend likes a girl and has absolutely no balls/guts to confront her just for a simple conversation or even just to say hi, I wont doubt his manliness. I will also try not to bug him to ask her out for a drink and I will not make fun of his stupidity to do such a SIMPLE task. I will try to encourage him to talk to her and will try my 'best' to get them together, if the attraction is there la.

Number 3
If a friend wears pink in class, I will not taunt them, give them names - associate them to any lame things that would happen in the day. I will not tease them of their poor taste in colour choice or even say that they are lacking in attention and have opt for the lamest step to gain it. I also will not say that they are pathetic by choosing the same brand and type of shirt - the Giordano collar T-shirt in pink. I will just compliment them on their 'unique and trendy' taste in fashion.

Number 4
If a friend has got tired of me and asked me to eat my words, I will not imagine that she has a huge crocodile mouth asking me to EAT my words. Adn then imagine she would eat me with her seriously large mouth equipped with razor sharp teeth. That would only scare me and could shock a man with a weaker heart to go into a koma. Anyway, I will try to learn some lessons from her words.

Number 5
If a friend calls me childish, pokes at me, tries to act gothic and all evil/black metal type just to seem cool and hits me, I will not tease her - call her names - hit her back (softly of course) - taunt her silly attempt to be evil/black metal type - or anything else of the sort. I will respect her trying to be someone else.

If there is anymore things that I have missed out, Im sooo 'sorry'. My apologise goes to all of you! just cause I 'care'. :P
So cute ryte? CUUUTTTEEEEEE .. waaa, daschund...

Bring it to big bro... then shove it up your @$$...

I just dont get it la - why do some people get so emotional at times.. over something so darn trivial. They over react till it gets really funny. I was reading bout this column in The Star... and I remembered Yee Kah Jie asked me to write out my own version to post in my blog.. haha - so this goes out to all those emo buggers, try to sort it out la because losing/getting cheated by your gf/bf isnt the end of the world... it is the end of something you should have ended a long time ago then.. and the start of loneliness and well, go get a dog la if you feel too lonely. Oh another note! I saw a daschund today.. soo cute la.. kawaii - Im gonna make a daschund background next.. hehe, in case some sesat non dog lovers are reading this.. Daschund is the sausage dog la - cute ryte? hehe...

One of the few letters that didnt get published in The Star - wonder why...

Dear Big Bro,
Hi, I'm a 17 year old guy who is studying in a private college. I met this girl, A, during my secondary schooling term. We got along quite well and I asked her to be my girlfriend. She agreed and we were together for about 3 years. During that time I really loved her with all my heart. But 1 year after we got together, I heard that she was seeing another guy as well. I was devastated. I felt like my heart was torn into pieces - like living in this world wasn't worth it anymore.

Then B came long and comforted me. She was really caring and understanding towards my feelings. Oh, we had long chat till the late night. I felt as if my heart like a wound, was healing because of B's love. She admitted that she liked me. I still loved A but I liked B a lot. One day, I kissed B, not because I drank 10 bottles of booze, but because she drank 10 bottles as well. It may be more than just a kiss but I couldn't remember. This complicated my feelings towards A. So I thought I need to get away from it all and thus I went on a vacation. I managed to find peace on Pulau Pangkor. A and B was a little worried about my sudden absence but I sent them each a note telling them I needed time for myself.

On Pulau Pangkor, I met C. She was on vacation alone too. So we started talking and sharing our problems. I felt as if I could connect with her really well. So I admitted to her that I really cared for her and that there was no one that could replace her. I took it that she fell for it because she wanted to have sexual intercourse. I thought that I have scored the big one. But it didnt go through as she forgot that she had her period during that time. *Dang*

After I got back, I began to feel lonely again. A, as I have found out, was seeing some guy named D. I hated D. D was bigger and more macho than me, but I a cleaner tongue. Maybe that good point of mine could win A back. I called A to ask about D, but A just said that D was some sick imagination of mine that didnt exist and was thought up by me to find some sick lame excuse to find fault in her. I didn't believe her at first, but she may be right, because no one else knew who D was. This made me depressed and I went to a bar. This was where I met E.

E was a really nice person and after a few drinks, we headed of to my place. I'd have to admit that our relationship hitted off really fast but I was really comfortable with E. On our 5th date, I was walking with E. Then the worst happened, A, B and C saw us holding hands. They were furious. Their anger became even more alarming once they found out about each other. But the most unbelievable part for them was that E was a guy. Couldn't they just accept that I wanted to be with him? I love A, like B a lot, care for C and want to be with E. Is that too much too ask for? A, B, C, and E never wanted to talk to me again. I feel lonely again. Big Bro, when you are free, can we go out together and talk? I'll be waiting for your reply...

Lonely man.


Hmm, ok.. lol - sick letter. If you're lonely, get a dog!!

My class.. PE1

My class, as known to all of us.. is very dame ( not the girl dame but the damn lame dame ) Anyway, a certain 'asswipe' is known to tell lame jokes/ riddles.. so here are some for your viewing pleasure...

Q - What did the guitar say to the rock star?
A - Quit picking on me.

Q - How do you avoid falling hair?
A - Step out of the way

Q - Why did the doctor switch jobs?
A - He lost his patients.

Q - What did the mayonnaise say to the mustard?
A - Close the door. I'm dressing.

Q - Why did Johnny toss a glass of water out the window?
A - He wanted to see a water fall.

Q - A woman goes into a hardware store to buy something for her house. When asked the price, the clerk replies, "the price of one is twelve cents, the price of forty-four is twenty-four cents, and the price a hundred and forty-four is thirty-six cents. What does the woman want to buy?
A - House numbers.

Q - Why are 1898 silver dollars worth more than 1897 silver dollars?
A - $1,898.00 is one more silver dollar than $1,897.00

Q - Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds. Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts. How many cigars will he be able to smoke?

A - 6, he makes 5 originals from the 25 butts he found, and after he smokes them he has 5 butts left for another cigar.

Q - Why can't you take a picture of a Indian woman with hair curlers?
A - You can't take a picture with hair curlers you need a camera!

Q - In your sock drawer, you have a ratio of 5 pairs of blue socks, 4 pairs of brown socks, and 6 pairs of black socks. In complete darkness, how many socks would you need to pull out to get a matching pair of the same color?
A - 4

Q - If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first?
A - The match.

All these questions were taken online - credits to justriddlesandmore.com...

Moodless

Man, Im tired.. just got back from coll - The night before I had bout 10 hours of sleep.. but Im still tired...
Wanna know why? It was the day before today...

I was stuck in the library for a whole 5 hours... ugh - the reason is kept secret - Man, so I started doin some math. Right after 3 questions, I got stuck... SWT - ok, so Im not this man.

"No you're not..."

Cis, ok so I'll head to the computers. See what my lame classmates are upto. C2 seemed quite serious with the monitor ( could be studying.. hmm). When I got there... he was in friendster.com. OMG - dame ah...Hours passed by as we talked rubbish and evem more rubbish. Then we went out to yam cha.. finally!! We took some really nice pictures... hehe - but I wun post it here... for fear of being sued for illegally taking pics of some1's sexy behind. But she had an ugly front.. :P Anyway - Beer and Laichee mix rulz.. seriously nice. Headed back to the library after that and... remained BORED... So go kacau some pm2 gurl ( I wont mention names here). I think we stopped her from studying for her bio practical the next day.. hehe, plus she said she was a last minute student - so, pm2 gurl - if u're reading this.. sorry if you fail bio practical ah, but dont blame me - blame the person who decided to set your bio practical on that day... and another note - she passed my BIG test.. Blurness Investigation Group test.. so I hereby declare her.. not blur.. hahaha

After that I had to continue math - lazy wanna disturb her mah... but I remembered that I was still stuck at that question and both twinerds already went home... So I went of to kacau other ppl - hehehe... Checked the time.. 6 pm - waaaa, 5 whole hours here.. of being bored and doing nothing!!! I should have went home and...

SLEEP.. aww.. lets not disturb the cat...

OK, Im gonna sleep now - *hibernate*

The storm

This is kinda late - but I want to blog about it anyway... 9th march - a really unexplainable day.. but one word seems so suitable at times.. DAME
This guy... never took a bath on that day.. was smelly the whole day - and I was near him most of the time...

SMELLY ah... why? to watch a scoreless draw between Arsenal and some third grade lame team. What a reason not to bathe...

Anyway, the most lame thing was yet to come.. I sent saolee back and used the Plus highway (thought can escape the jam on the LDP, smart anot? hehe) . On the way there - we were listening to Hitz.fm.. *DHL traffic phone ranger.... LDP is surprisingly clear... * WTF??? LDP clear and here we are.. stuck at the turning to Damansara??? OMG...

The jam... make my left leg numb.. manual car - cis... But the worst part is... the Malaysian attitude.. they LOVE to cut the line.. LINE up la, bugger!! No ethics. Observe...
Thats the car... wayyy in front - she wanted to cut in instead of lining up... HwaaaHer car closing in... still not wanting to line up - she closes into the line...Of all the cars to cut... me? why me... haih
Her plate number!!! dunno why I took a pic of it anyway...

And finally - she's in front of me... Malaysian drivers.. malaysian attitude - Please people, do not cut line. Line up.

The cause of all the traffic jam? A tree that thought it was a koala bear...

After passing the tree, it was smooth sailing back home... lesson learnt and remembered - 'line up' - When I first turned into the LDP... Hitz.fm strikes again - *DHL traffic phone ranger... it is now a bumper to bumper crawl on the LDP...* Perfect timing!!! now only tell me... %$^%$%^#$ Hopeless radio programme... cis...

Mofolitic

Mofolitic - the age of mofos...
I got no mood to blog but due to numerous questionings and requests.. this blog will be left like this for a while...

The Mystery 2

Hey ppl... recently I have received many reactions about my last posts... It seems that some people find it lame/jakun/cool/nice... A mixed of many different reactions.. let me show you some examples...
From this guy...

"Basket Basket Basket"

You want basket so much ah? lol.. kla.. I'm feeling generous today... Here you go..

A really big one... I think you can fit in it as well.. hmm.. BASKET summore la...

The next reaction I got was from this guy/toad -

"Lame ah"

Toad talking to me... Wooaahhh... plus it was a dead toad... Wooaaahhh... 'I see dead toads' (refer to last picture in the 1st march post)

The next one is a gal... nt a guy...

"Why you post my picture? What have I done to you?"

She continued on by hitting the back of my head with a pencil case... OWW... With her 'strength' it felt like a ...

Wooaah... pain oh... she's so ganas... This can only mean something, are desperate classmates attracted to ganas type gurls now? hmmm... there're must be a suitable explanation for all of this...

Author's note - Let me say it again since so many readers cant get it the first time... These are just for laughs!!! dont come to me complaining and hitting me.. sobs sobs. And another note.. this post might be deleted in a couple of days - when the ganas gurl comes back from camp.. lol

TOG <3>

Ok, so I got some feedbacks bout my previous post.. obviously someone likes basket soo much that he associates it with people... haih, I seriously do not see the attraction that a basket posseses.. anyway.. moving on from him... Here is a story that I hope you all can relate to..

So, here's a man, dressed in a casual suit. Wearing shades he strolls into the hotel, tossing his keys to his Mercedes-Benz to the boy waiting. Smoothly he enters the banquet. As usual, everyone takes notice of this suave good looking gentleman. There's just something about him that's so attractive. His confidence shines clearly as a bright sun on a sunday afternoon. The ladies are awed and stunned, the men are impressed. With looks, charms and finance, he is certainly able to catch any woman he desires and lusts for. Scanning through the ball, his attention was caught instantly by a certain woman. One that stood out way above others and for a very good reason. Her stunning looks, sensual lips and sweet smile almost made him stare with open jaws. He notices her and so does she. Moving in stylishly, he approached her. As for her, she was ever more grateful that a man such as himself would take such an interest in her. Their eyes lock. Smiles were exchanged. The moment was glorious and time just stood still. Then, in the stillness of silence... these words came out of his tongue, passing from his mouth...
"May I know you?"


Now hold on!! What kind of pickup line is that??? waaaa.... so this issue of TOG is about pickup lines.. let us take a look at other lines...

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
- I wanna see Captain Jack Sparrow saying that.. haha

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
- er, do girls like hairy packages?

The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
- commonly used by language teachers... ocassionally seen being used by Sesame Street puppets.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
- if that's the case.. she can turn you off as well... haha

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
- you get my admiration if you can say this to a stranger of the opposite sex.

Am I cute, or do you need another drink?
- used very often in bars... lol

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good
- also used very often in bars...

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
- wow.. hwaaa.... no comment... dame oh

So, here's the deal... what do girls think about pickup lines? Funny? A little risky at times? or just a sure way for a guy to break the ice? Some say the proper pickup lines can melt a woman's heart or make her fall in an instant... others say its just making you look like a fool. Can the effort of thinking up a pickup line be appreciated, regardless of the line itself? hmmm...


END <3>

The Mystery...

Hello ppl... its been a while since my last update... but I wan ya'll to meet the new resident on my bed.. ^^

My only companion through the lonely nights... I find her on the floor every morning.. my sleeping habits ah.. lol, nvm la...

Now we move on to the things that make my classroom life exciting.. hehe - Desperate Classmates... mmm - my views on intimate relationships that may/may not take place .. Please take note that none of these views are true or based on hard evidence - I'm just giving unprofessional comments.. hehe

Hmm.. what do we have here - an innocent conversation? or perhaps we can expect something to happen later.. hmm - they both seem to be enjoying themselves too much with each other. Author's note - Look at where her hands are.. done that? now look at where HIS hands are.. hehehehe.. NEXT PIC!!

Ignore Ashok here in this pic... look beyond him.. Ahhh, a certain someone seeking council from her? Just a simple conversation about studies? or a date perhaps... hmmm... All of the sudden, she seems to be getting a lot of attention.. What do you say about that, centaur?

"UUUuuuuuaaaaawwwwwhhhhhhh" "Ggggnnuuuuaaaaaaaaa" "RRRwwwwweeeeeaaaaa"

OK, is that all you have to say? I see... He is truly someone with a Great Fortitude...Let the questions roll in... So, Mr Centaur - what will you do if u find the Crazy Toad getting his hands on her?

Uhhggg... wwwuuuuueeeeee...

HOOF STOMP!!

(and he continues on with...)

DOUBLE EDGE!!

The result? this picture is pretty gross and disgusting... filled with gore... Crazy Toad is no more... To those with a weak heart/stomache.. you might wanna close this window.. DO IT NOW!!!

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OMG ----- GG ----- OWNAGE ----- Mmmmmoooonnnssstteerrr Kkkiilll..... The winner.. 'CENTAUR'

Ps - These are just for laughs.. please dun get offended.. any complaints can be posted at the comments section... it WILL be read.. then laughed at and ignored with immediate effect. Thank you.